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Old 02-19-2008, 03:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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FOX News Altert!!

FOX News Alert!!

Woman found dead in bathtub full of milk, a spoon in her pussy, and a banana up her ass. Police think it was a "Cereal Killer!"
Whaa ... Whaa .. Whaaaaaa!

Hey listen .. they can't all be weiners ... i mean winners!


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Old 02-19-2008, 03:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's so stupid it's almost funny.
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Old 02-19-2008, 04:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Look, look! The comedian's a bear!
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Old 02-19-2008, 07:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I couldn't even muster a groan for this. Sorry.
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Old 02-19-2008, 07:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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*bursts into tears, goes on TeeVee*

Oh, Dr. Phil... it was horrible.
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Old 02-20-2008, 05:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Look, look! The comedian's a bear!
Nobody's going to take me up on this?

Okay. I'll do it myself.

No he's a-not! He's a-wearing a neck a-tie!

Fozzy Bear reference? Anybody? Anybody?

*crickets*
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Old 02-20-2008, 07:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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No he's a-not! He's a-wearing a neck a-tie!
I was just about to type that, but it appears I'm too late. Sorry I didn't log on earlier.
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Old 03-05-2008, 06:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I feel like someone should have honked a horn after I got done reading that.
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
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oh god damnit man.

that was pretty bad.
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yea, that was bad.
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Uh...
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:42 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Nobody's going to take me up on this?

Okay. I'll do it myself.

No he's a-not! He's a-wearing a neck a-tie!

Fozzy Bear reference? Anybody? Anybody?

*crickets*
Wacka Wacka?
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