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Ode to the Proctocologist.

Doctor Dan finished at the top of his class.
Now he cradles your nuts while he looks up ass.
He gets two opinions on your prostrate exam
One with his winky and the other with his hand.

He tells everybody that he's a brain surgeon
But he buys KY jelly and gloves by the dozen.
Truly he's a master of colons and sphincters
and people hardly notice that he sniffs his fingers.

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I've yet to dephile myself...

Leto

yuck.

Punk.of.Ages

surgeon and dozen don't rhyme.

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

SSJTWIZTA

No, no it doesnt

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller