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hillbilly 03-26-2008 08:48 PM

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.......
 
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off, or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago."

SSJTWIZTA 03-27-2008 02:05 AM

haha! nice.

genuinegirly 03-27-2008 03:18 AM

hehe. That's a good one!


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