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Old 06-02-2008, 01:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Blonde Mortician

the blonde is not dumb... but very smart...

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BLONDE MORTICIAN
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. The widow feels that her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants.

"I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe, that fits perfectly. She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician replies, "There's no charge."

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the blonde says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

"So I just switched the heads."
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Old 06-02-2008, 02:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Did not see that coming, LOL.
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Old 06-02-2008, 03:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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not my style of humor.....
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Old 06-02-2008, 11:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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good twist
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Old 06-03-2008, 06:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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A rare actual out-loud laugh from me. Thanks!
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Old 06-03-2008, 04:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I did see that coming, but I still laughed. Does that make me a sick puppy?
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Old 06-04-2008, 04:57 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I did see that coming, but I still laughed. Does that make me a sick puppy?
Yes. Please stay where you are, some nice men are on their way to bring to you a place where you will be happy.
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Old 06-04-2008, 08:27 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Yes. Please stay where you are, some nice men are on their way to bring to you a place where you will be happy.
Will they give me a brand new head?
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Old 06-06-2008, 06:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Haha, that was pretty good. Definitely wasn't the expected outcome.
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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BWAHAHA.

Shortest distance between two bodies? A swapped head.

Nice.
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Old 06-08-2008, 10:43 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Yea that was a good one, I didn't see it coming.
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I shouldn't be reading these at work!!
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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good twist
hahahahaha

x2

this was hilarious, thanks
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:45 PM   #14 (permalink)
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On very rare occasions you come across a joke that you can't see the punchline coming a mile away. This is definitely one of them.

Thanx for the laugh mate!
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:29 PM   #15 (permalink)
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