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06-11-2008, 03:16 AM
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comfortably numb...
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An elephant asked a camel, 'Why are your breasts on your back?'
'Well,' says the camel, 'I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face.
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06-11-2008, 04:40 AM
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Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!!
Location: IN, USA
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hahaha, nice one
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