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Old 06-27-2008, 10:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ouch!

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol, ouch
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Old 06-27-2008, 06:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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At least he got some!
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