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silverback · 06-26-2003, 10:02 PM

A preacher visits the nursing home to see a elderly lady who had been a member of his congegation for years. As they visit the lady nods off from time to time and the preacher, not wanting to offend her waits for her to wake up to continue their conversation. During one of her resting periods, the preacher notices a bowl of peanuts on her nightstand and having missed lunch desides to help himself to some. Before he realizes it he has eaten all that was in the bowl. As the lady wakes up once again the preacher begins feeling bad about the peanuts and tells her, " Miss Jones while you were asleep, I was feeling awful hungry and I ate all of your peanuts. If you like I'll be glad to see if they have some more in the gift store." Miss Jones just smiles and tells the preacher "No thats okay, at my age all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them anyways."

jwoody · 06-27-2003, 01:04 AM

Sick, but funny.

bravo49 · 06-27-2003, 02:24 AM

Heard it b4 but still funny

Flesh · 06-27-2003, 06:43 AM

hahah

txgirl · 06-27-2003, 07:39 AM

ewwww

zf0enix · 06-27-2003, 09:13 AM

ickie-poo.

Got to chuckle though!

Charlatan · 06-27-2003, 10:41 AM

mmmmmmm.... chocolate covered peanuts.

Fade · 06-27-2003, 04:14 PM

Bobdoler · 06-27-2003, 06:25 PM

yabobo · 06-27-2003, 08:24 PM

That was great just the way I likeum!!!!
Tastefully trashey.

sooz · 06-28-2003, 11:21 PM

a classic

pscott · 06-29-2003, 05:58 AM

Heard it b4 but goes to prove you should ask or you may receive something you don't like.

Slims · 06-29-2003, 07:56 AM

I think I am going to steal that one

Munku · 06-29-2003, 07:46 PM

Lol thats a good one!

The_Dude · 06-30-2003, 08:08 AM

gross, but funny

Blue Fish · 06-30-2003, 12:01 PM

Totally Sick

06-26-2003, 10:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
silverback Registered User Location: texas	Preacher visits the nursing home A preacher visits the nursing home to see a elderly lady who had been a member of his congegation for years. As they visit the lady nods off from time to time and the preacher, not wanting to offend her waits for her to wake up to continue their conversation. During one of her resting periods, the preacher notices a bowl of peanuts on her nightstand and having missed lunch desides to help himself to some. Before he realizes it he has eaten all that was in the bowl. As the lady wakes up once again the preacher begins feeling bad about the peanuts and tells her, " Miss Jones while you were asleep, I was feeling awful hungry and I ate all of your peanuts. If you like I'll be glad to see if they have some more in the gift store." Miss Jones just smiles and tells the preacher "No thats okay, at my age all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them anyways."

06-27-2003, 01:04 AM	#2 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Sick, but funny. __________________ .

06-27-2003, 09:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	ickie-poo. Got to chuckle though! __________________ One step closer to the edge...

06-27-2003, 10:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	mmmmmmm.... chocolate covered peanuts. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-27-2003, 04:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fade Banned	eww!

06-27-2003, 02:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Heard it b4 but still funny

06-27-2003, 07:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	ewwww

06-27-2003, 06:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bobdoler Crazy	ick. __________________ woot

06-27-2003, 08:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
yabobo Lust Puppy Location: in your closet and in your head...	That was great just the way I likeum!!!! Tastefully trashey. __________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

06-28-2003, 11:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
sooz Crazy Location: Somewhere in the middle	a classic __________________ -sooz

06-29-2003, 05:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
pscott Insane	Heard it b4 but goes to prove you should ask or you may receive something you don't like.

06-29-2003, 07:56 AM	#13 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I think I am going to steal that one __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

06-29-2003, 07:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Lol thats a good one!

06-30-2003, 08:08 AM	#15 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	gross, but funny __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

06-30-2003, 12:01 PM	#16 (permalink)
Blue Fish Tilted Location: NJ, USA	Totally Sick