Tully Mars

A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their
seats, a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and
asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"


He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer
complaints."

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xepherys

LOL, pretty good...

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Bilbert

That would be a great reply to the increasingly obnoxious "zero population growth" activists. I'll have to remember to pass it along.

Daniel_

Love it.

I DO work for a condom company, and nobody's yet sent me a bunch of kids...

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Brewmaniac

Are you the one that poked a hole in the one that knocked-up my highschool girlfriend? Bastard!

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