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Old 06-27-2003, 01:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Nightly Ritual

Night Ritual
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Wife: Oh, come on.

Husband: Leave me alone!

Wife: It won't take long.

Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Wife: I can't sleep without it.

Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Wife: Because I'm Hot.

Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.

Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

Wife: You don't love me anymore.

Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Wife: (Sob-Sob)

Husband: All right, I'll do it.

Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

Husband: I can't find it.

Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

Husband: There! Are you satisfied?

Wife: Oh, yes, honey.

Husband: Is it up far enough?

Wife: Oh, that's fine.

Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself

Betcha didn't expect that one !
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That is nice. Since it's in the funnies, I figured it would be a sex joke, but wasn't expecting that, either. Good one.
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Old 06-27-2003, 03:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Kinda expected, still deserves a chuckle.
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Old 06-28-2003, 12:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Inuendious... is that even a word?
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