bhamv

The FBI, DEA and CIA all argue that they are the best law enforcement agency in the world, so to find out once and for all which of them really is they devise a competition.

They release a rabbit into a forest, and whichever agency finds it first will be declared the best.

The FBI goes first. After two weeks of interviewing plants and animals, the FBI concludes that no rabbit has ever existed.

The DEA goes next. After burning down half the forest and defoliating the rest, they also find no rabbit.

The CIA goes last, and after a few moments, agents drag out a badly beaten bear, screaming "Ok, Ok! Yes, I'm a rabbit!"

thespian86

hahahaha that was great.

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Bilbert

Good one

Willravel

Excellent.

Moyaboy

I think that is the funniest joke I have heard all week.

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gamefreak1398

hahhah so great

xepherys

friggin' hilarious!

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cameroncrazy822

That is really a good joke! Nice post

Daniel_

Love it. I heard a similar British version, with the Transport Police, the Sussex Police, and SO19 (the Metropoitan Police's special operations unit).

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