Chemical Engineering
 

I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?'

Well...I'm fortunate to have a few friends who have chemical engineering backgrounds, and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon, and martinis into urine. And, we're pretty damn good at it too!!'

Ho ho.

Anyone can turn wine into water - it's a piece of piss.