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Old 04-21-2003, 12:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sorority Girls

I kept this one shorter than the Mommy Mommy...


1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
A: To keep her ankles warm.

3. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Rolls Royce?
A: Not everybody has been in a Rolls Royce.

4. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.

5. Q: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her look more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

6. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
A1: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
A3: You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
A4: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.

7. Q: How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?
A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them
in the gutter and they'll always come back.

8. Q: What is the difference between a sorority girls and hookers?
A: Sorority girls cost less per score.

9. Q: What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
A: About 40 pounds.
Q2: How do you equalize the two?
A2: Feed the elephant.

10. Q: What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
A1: Introduces herself.
A2: Walks home.

11. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

12. Q: How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
A: She drops her nail file.

13. Q: What's a sorority girls favorite wine?
A: "Daaaaaaady, I want to go to Mi-ammmmmmi."

14. Q: What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
A: Don't know. There's only so much an ape can be forced to do.

15. Q: Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.

16. Q: How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
A: Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door, and throw a
Twinkie on the bed.

17. Q: Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
A: You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

18. Q: What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
A: Garbage gets taken out once a week.

19. Q: What do you call a 100 sorority girls bathing on a beach in Cuba?
A: Bay of Pigs.

20. Q: What do you call a sorority girl hang-gliding festival?
A: Multiple total eclipses.

21. Q: What is a sorority girls mating call?
A: "I'm sooooooo drunk, I'm sooooooo drunk."

22. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a dog?
A: Driver's will swerve to miss the dog.

23. Q: How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: 1, she holds on to it, and the world revolves around her.
A2: 2, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daddy.
A3: 6, one to screw it in, and five to make T-shirts.
A4: 7, one to change it, and six to go out and buy more Diet Pepsi.
A5: 65, one to change it, and 64 to sing and clap.

24. Q: Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.

25. Q: What three words will a sorority girl never hear?
A: "Attention K-mart shoppers."

26. Q: Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
A: So she can fantasize about shopping.

27. Q: What is a sorority girls favorite position?
A: Facing Bloomingdale's.

28. Q: What's the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o?
A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

29. Q: What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
A1: Lake Placid.
A2: The Dead Sea.

30. Q: How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac?
A: She'll make love the same day she had her hair done.

31. Q: What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
A: No make-up.

32. Q: How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
A: Marry her.

33. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

34. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.

35. Q: What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
A: A circus is a cunning array of stunts.

36. Q: How is a sorority girl like a vacuum?
A: They both suck.
Q2: How are they different?
A1: You can buy a new vacuum when you get sick of it.
A2: You can buy a new vacuum when it no longer sucks.
A3: When a vacuum cleaner is full of shit, it's easy to dump the old bag.
A4: A vacuum cleaner can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
A5: A vacuum cleaner can't suck start a Harley.

37. Q: How do you get four sorority girls on one chair?
A1: Tell them there is a rich guy sitting in it.
A2: Turn the chair over, and put one on each leg.

38. Q: What's the difference between a sorority track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: The tribe of sly pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

39. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

40. Q: What does a sorority girl make for dinner?
A: Reservations.

41. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear a gold diaphragm?
A: So her boyfriend will think he's coming into money.

42. Q: What did the sorority girl say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

43. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority girl?
A: A prostitute says, "Are you done yet?", a nymphomaniac says, "You're done already?", and a sorority girl says, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

44. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a sorority girl says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

45. Q: What do you call 24 sorority girls walking down the street?
A: A case of Schlitz.

46. Q: What is foreplay for a sorority girl?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.

47. Q: How does a sorority girl commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha, thats great. not all sorority girls are fat and ugly though.
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Old 04-21-2003, 02:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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But they <i>are</i> all sluts, right ShadowWraith?
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Old 04-21-2003, 04:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha, not denying that ;p
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Old 04-21-2003, 04:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Now that is some funny stuff.
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Old 04-21-2003, 05:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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indeed. Good List there
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ouch... harsh...
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Old 04-21-2003, 09:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ahah those are funny
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Old 04-21-2003, 09:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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VERY, VERY funny, although i have seen a few of those used as blonde/mama jokes. Funny nonetheless
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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funny...
The bowling ball one seems to ring particularly true.
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Old 04-22-2003, 09:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Cruel, sexist, tasteless, old....and very funny...
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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that was mean any pussy is a good pussy unless u are not allowed to use it then its bad
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA!! All great! You could substitute blonde in most of these and get the same effect. Great post!
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Still a bit long but it was good
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:49 PM   #16 (permalink)
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heard this one years ago, but it was for Jewish girls
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:12 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Haha, those were good
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Old 04-24-2003, 02:17 AM   #18 (permalink)
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lol, so so so true, i see them everyday. Except the majority are hot. Hot, but still fit these criteria.
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:01 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I love sorority girls. So many sluts so little time.
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:26 AM   #20 (permalink)
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how is a sorority girl and a moped alike?

both fun to ride until your friends find out!
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:33 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Funny, but some of those are just mean.
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:43 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Re: Sorority Girls

Quote:
Originally posted by warrrreagl
35. Q: What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
A: A circus is a cunning array of stunts.
I don't get i.... Oooohh.... Heh. Funny stuff.
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Old 08-03-2003, 02:12 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Hahahahah very goood!!
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Old 08-03-2003, 07:27 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Those are pretty tight, I've heard a lot of em though. Good post!
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Old 08-03-2003, 08:14 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Whats the difference between a sorority girl and a porsche?

Guys don't lend their porsche's out to their friends.....

Great list!
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Old 08-03-2003, 09:06 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Awesome post warrrreagl!!! May I ask, with a screen name like that, are/were you a student at Auburn?
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Old 08-03-2003, 11:10 AM   #27 (permalink)
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good stuff.

sorority girls are like door knobs...everyone gets a turn.
...girls mouths are like chicken coups, they have cock fights every friday night
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Old 08-03-2003, 06:36 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Good jokes, thanks.
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Old 08-03-2003, 07:28 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2003, 07:45 PM   #30 (permalink)
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To keep her ankles warm is the best.
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:04 PM   #31 (permalink)
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yeah the ankles warm one is my favorite. very good list thanks
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:41 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Quote:
15. Q: Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.

24. Q: Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.

33. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

39. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

44. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a sorority girl says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
my fav's.

gave me a great laugh
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Old 08-04-2003, 01:42 AM   #33 (permalink)
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hahahahahahaha those are great
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Old 08-04-2003, 06:05 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:36 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 03-18-2004, 05:16 AM   #36 (permalink)
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These are just rebadges blonde jokes. Still funny though. Especially the bowling ball ones. LMAO
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Old 10-28-2004, 06:30 AM   #37 (permalink)
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I've heard a few of those as blonde jokes, but more of them only work for sorority girls. good one. thanks
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