uncle phil

A husband was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife to Home Depot to get one.

At Home Depot, she saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for the manager, Walt, to finish waiting on a customer.

When he was finished, she asked..."How much for that faucet?"

Walt replied, "That's pewter and it costs $300."

"My goodness that sure is a lot," she exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that her husband had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, "Lady, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

The wife yelled back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

grumpyolddude

The barter system lives!

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Brewmaniac

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vanblah

Home Depot has a back room?