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uncle phil · 04-19-2009, 03:25 AM

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

flat5 · 04-19-2009, 05:23 AM

This comes from a long list.
It would be nice to see the whole list of stupid lawyer quotes again.

uncle phil · 04-19-2009, 06:07 AM

good things come to those who wait...

04-19-2009, 03:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	True Attorneys - 5 ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-19-2009, 06:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	good things come to those who wait... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-19-2009, 05:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	This comes from a long list. It would be nice to see the whole list of stupid lawyer quotes again.