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Old 05-25-2009, 08:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
Living in a Warmer Insanity
 
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In the Navy...

US SHIP: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

CANADIAN REPLY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US SHIP: This is the Captain of the US Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIAN REPLY: No, I say again, divert YOUR course!

US SHIP: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS NIMITZ. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW.

CANADIAN REPLY: This is a lighthouse. Your call."
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Old 05-25-2009, 08:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
Eat your vegetables
 
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oh man! That's pretty hilarious.
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Old 05-25-2009, 10:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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always funny...
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Old 05-25-2009, 10:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Made me laugh, thanks.
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Old 05-26-2009, 11:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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always funny...
indeed it is.
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Old 05-26-2009, 02:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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...things aren't always what they seem to be

...good one, Tully...haha
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