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squeeeb · 07-20-2009, 04:03 PM

Uncle Phil's wal-mart joke reminded me...

there was a brand new Captain in B Company, he wanted the men to like him but respect him, he wanted to establish his command.

it was his second day in the unit, he was still moving things into his new office. he was sitting at his desk, thinking, when he heard a knock on the door. he said "come in" and quickly picked up the phone. as a private came into his office, he held up his hand in a "just one minute" gesture and spoke into the phone, "oh yes general, getting settled in, the unit seems great, i'm glad to be here. oh thank you, i'd love to come over for dinner sometime, i'll let my wife know. ok, thank's general, good talking to you, see you soon. bye. "

he hung up the phone, turned to the private and said "how can i help you private?

the private looked a bit nervous and said "i'm just here to hook up the phone sir."

Gebbinn · 07-20-2009, 04:23 PM

That reminds me of another one....

The motor pool sergeant is having a particularly bad day, when the phone in his office rings. He answer the phone gruffly "Who the hell is it and what the hell do you want now?"

The voice on the other end of the line pauses a moment and he hears the response "Soldier, do you know who the fuck you are talking to? This is General Whatsywhosit! "

The motor pool sergeant promptly responds "General Whatsywhosit huh? We do you know who the fuck this is asshole?"

The General responds with a no, and the motor pool sergeant yells into the reciever "GOOD!" and promply hangs up the phone.

07-20-2009, 04:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	the new commander Uncle Phil's wal-mart joke reminded me... there was a brand new Captain in B Company, he wanted the men to like him but respect him, he wanted to establish his command. it was his second day in the unit, he was still moving things into his new office. he was sitting at his desk, thinking, when he heard a knock on the door. he said "come in" and quickly picked up the phone. as a private came into his office, he held up his hand in a "just one minute" gesture and spoke into the phone, "oh yes general, getting settled in, the unit seems great, i'm glad to be here. oh thank you, i'd love to come over for dinner sometime, i'll let my wife know. ok, thank's general, good talking to you, see you soon. bye. " he hung up the phone, turned to the private and said "how can i help you private? the private looked a bit nervous and said "i'm just here to hook up the phone sir." __________________ onward to mayhem!

07-20-2009, 04:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gebbinn Crazy	That reminds me of another one.... The motor pool sergeant is having a particularly bad day, when the phone in his office rings. He answer the phone gruffly "Who the hell is it and what the hell do you want now?" The voice on the other end of the line pauses a moment and he hears the response "Soldier, do you know who the fuck you are talking to? This is General Whatsywhosit! " The motor pool sergeant promptly responds "General Whatsywhosit huh? We do you know who the fuck this is asshole?" The General responds with a no, and the motor pool sergeant yells into the reciever "GOOD!" and promply hangs up the phone. __________________ There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand Binary and those who dont. I aim to please.. to bad for you I am a horrible shot. Every time you open your mouth, stupid comes out.