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uncle phil 07-23-2009 02:10 AM

Texas Law Enforcement
 
A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good,
but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be
accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and
go out and shoot six illegal aliens, Six ACLU lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"So much for the attitude test," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

dksuddeth 07-23-2009 07:38 AM

that is ridiculously hilarious LOL

Iliftrocks 07-23-2009 09:58 AM

"Why the rabbit?" was exactly what I was thinking when the punchline came. heh

Zeraph 07-23-2009 08:06 PM

I don't get the last line "So much for the attitude test," why would he dislike his answer? especially since he goes on to hire him.

MageB420666 07-24-2009 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeraph (Post 2674923)
I don't get the last line "So much for the attitude test," why would he dislike his answer? especially since he goes on to hire him.

He didn't dislike the answer. He was saying the test wasn't necessary anymore.

Xerxys 07-24-2009 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeraph (Post 2674923)
I don't get the last line "So much for the attitude test," why would he dislike his answer? especially since he goes on to hire him.

It's allrght to shoot anyone/thing else except cute bunny rabbits. Whats wrong with you Zeraph, why do you want to shoot rabbits?

squeeeb 07-26-2009 03:36 PM

this is a "nice" version of

A: if i were president, i would kill all the jews and one clown

B: why the clown?

A: see? no one likes the jews.

Baraka_Guru 07-26-2009 03:39 PM

Oh, I see. So we substitute the bogeymen of the day....


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