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Old 07-27-2009, 10:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Letterman's Top 10 Things Overheard at Sarah Palin's Farewell Party

10. “More tiny hot dog appetizers? You betcha”

9. “Don’t forget to schedule an appointment with Joe the Mover”

8. “Quiet down! We don’t want to wake the Russians”

7. “Todd, I’ve always wanted to know—what is it you do exactly?”

6. “John McCain passed out in the dip”

5. “Where can I check my pelt?”

4. “Bad news—the new governor just quit”

3. “Please accept this gift from all of us at Lenscrafters”

2. “’Dancing With the Stars’ called, they got your resume”

1. “I haven’t seen you since the ‘Fire David Letterman’ rally”
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i love it; she's such a self-caricature...
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Old 07-27-2009, 12:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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She is a clear example of why Global Jihadists want to bomb the US.
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2009, 01:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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only good thing that came out of her rise to publicity was Nailin Pailin, or was it Railin Pailin, I forget, in any case... pr0n.
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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"anyone want crab legs? they're on the table!"



LOL, Funny stuff
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