Baraka_Guru

10. “More tiny hot dog appetizers? You betcha”

9. “Don’t forget to schedule an appointment with Joe the Mover”

8. “Quiet down! We don’t want to wake the Russians”

7. “Todd, I’ve always wanted to know—what is it you do exactly?”

6. “John McCain passed out in the dip”

5. “Where can I check my pelt?”

4. “Bad news—the new governor just quit”

3. “Please accept this gift from all of us at Lenscrafters”

2. “’Dancing With the Stars’ called, they got your resume”

1. “I haven’t seen you since the ‘Fire David Letterman’ rally”

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

uncle phil

i love it; she's such a self-caricature...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Plan9

She is a clear example of why Global Jihadists want to bomb the US.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

SSJTWIZTA

"anyone want crab legs? they're on the table!"

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Shauk

only good thing that came out of her rise to publicity was Nailin Pailin, or was it Railin Pailin, I forget, in any case... pr0n.

queedo

LOL, Funny stuff

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If you think you can or you can't, you are right!