uncle phil

Wife: Honey...what are you looking for?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?

Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Plan9

Flashback! Oh, man... that totally fits the emo picture I made in Photoshop of my wedding dance after I got divorced. Creepy.

Here's a hot slice of 2007:

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Charlatan

Wasn't Polyester the John Waters film where Divine ate dog shit?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Plan9

I don't know... but that fits, too.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

SSJTWIZTA

pink flamingos

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller