Seeker5509

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes and we decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him... The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man. Never done anything wild in your life?"

My dad did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock... I was just wondering if you were my son? "

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streak_56

HA!!!

Ilow

pwned

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"Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about"
--Sam Harris

grumpyolddude

Line from a Clint Eastwood movie? Still funny.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

bbbbbb555

Knew I had heard it before, but still funny.

bazkitcase5

hahahaha, that's great