RogueGypsy

What's the difference between a Pigmy and female jogger?
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a Pigmy is a cunning little runt.




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Zocrates

Brilliant play on words, It might be sexist, but it's brilliant. HAHAHAHA, my mom is going to love this one

mykockle

Deplorably sexist, but funny none the less

LoganSnake

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a dyslexic chick?

One's a phony buck...

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Daniel_

That jokes great, but even better if you had said "anorexic chick".

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Redlemon

+1 for proofreading jokes!

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LaLa1

Between ..

A pickpocket and a voyeur ?












One snatches watches.

LoganSnake

I lol'd. I'm never typing jokes in a hurry before school anymore.

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souzafone

Wow, looks like we have some cunning linguists here.

Punk.of.Ages

The difference between a girl at church and a girl in the bath tub....


One has hope in her soul.

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