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DiffEng · 07-06-2003, 04:15 PM

Probably a repost but...

A woman shopping at her local supermarket selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of Romaine lettuce, a jar of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out , a shabby drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

The drunk said: "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by his intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections, she responded: "Well as a matter of fact, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?

The drunk replied: "Cause you're ugly.

ba dump tsch.

DoomzDayz · 07-06-2003, 10:02 PM

This is the way I heard it:

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16 oz. can of Miller Lite

The checkout guy looks at her and says,"Single, eh?"

She smiles sweetly and responds, "Yes, how did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're fuckin' ugly."

I think it was meant for the items to show that she is single, and then the person would state how ugly she is, although i think it fits a drunk better to say it than the cashier.

Nevertheless, a good joke.

KellyC · 07-20-2003, 12:03 AM

my bro told me the same joke...he prolly got his off from TFP...funny as hell!!!

microdot · 07-20-2003, 02:39 AM

good joke, its a keeper.

Stare At The Sun · 07-20-2003, 04:21 PM

Now thats some funny shit

TerresqueÜ · 07-20-2003, 09:33 PM

Excellent.

07-06-2003, 04:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
DiffEng Tilted Location: Canada Eh!	Shopping Trip Probably a repost but... A woman shopping at her local supermarket selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of Romaine lettuce, a jar of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out , a shabby drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. The drunk said: "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by his intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections, she responded: "Well as a matter of fact, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that? The drunk replied: "Cause you're ugly. ba dump tsch. __________________ Plan for today: 1. Contemplate end of world 2. Build fort out of sofa

07-20-2003, 12:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	my bro told me the same joke...he prolly got his off from TFP...funny as hell!!! __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-20-2003, 09:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Excellent. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-06-2003, 10:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
DoomzDayz Banned Location: Laurel, MD, USA	This is the way I heard it: A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner 1 can of Soup For One 1 16 oz. can of Miller Lite The checkout guy looks at her and says,"Single, eh?" She smiles sweetly and responds, "Yes, how did you guess?" He replies, "Because you're fuckin' ugly." I think it was meant for the items to show that she is single, and then the person would state how ugly she is, although i think it fits a drunk better to say it than the cashier. Nevertheless, a good joke.

07-20-2003, 02:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	good joke, its a keeper.

07-20-2003, 04:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Now thats some funny shit