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Old 01-02-2010, 03:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Things I Learned in the South - 16

You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas...
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Old 01-02-2010, 03:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO. As a native of South Florida this is actually pretty true.
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Old 01-02-2010, 08:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas...
That sounds about right.
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Old 01-05-2010, 05:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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People always say, "I can't live in the South I just love the seasons" I reply "I do too... thats where I live in a place that skips the shitty ones."
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Old 01-05-2010, 06:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That's almost as bad as living in the north, where we have two seasons, winter and August.
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