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Old 01-06-2010, 03:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Things I Learned in the South - 17

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday...
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HA! I love it!!
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Old 01-07-2010, 08:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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My uncle once told his stepdaughter that he couldn't make it to her wedding because she was having it on the opening weekend of deer season. Understandable, this was in Texas after all..
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lol. is it true? :P
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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'Fraid so. Unfortunately she dumped the guy before we figured out if he was just joking or not.
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Old 01-15-2010, 09:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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congratulations guys, awesome work.
I look forward to seeing what you do in the next challenge.
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