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01-07-2010, 03:22 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Grandma and Grandpa
Grandma and Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.
"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had." They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma. "That's for knowin' the difference..."
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