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Old 01-16-2010, 03:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Things I Learned in the South - 20

You switch from heat to A/C in the same day...
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Old 01-16-2010, 03:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i so do.
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 01-17-2010, 12:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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While true that I am in the south, I never went from AC to heat in the same day until I started living with a woman.
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