life as an egg - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

lheck66 · 07-10-2003, 07:33 AM

So you think your life is bad...

Just think how bad the life of an egg is...

You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes 4 minutes to get hard and

2 minutes to get soft.

You have to share a box with 11 other guys

And the only chick that ever sat on your face

was your mother!

bravo49 · 07-13-2003, 09:34 AM

Short and sweet

oblar · 07-13-2003, 09:47 AM

excellent joke

TerresqueÜ · 07-13-2003, 08:06 PM

Heh, clever.

Stare At The Sun · 07-13-2003, 08:09 PM

Lol, thats some funny stuff

good post

conversequietus · 07-13-2003, 11:20 PM

Excellent. *LOL* Thanks.

07-10-2003, 07:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
lheck66 Upright Location: atlanta	life as an egg So you think your life is bad... Just think how bad the life of an egg is... You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft. You have to share a box with 11 other guys And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!

07-13-2003, 09:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	excellent joke __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-13-2003, 08:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Heh, clever. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-13-2003, 09:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Short and sweet

07-13-2003, 08:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Lol, thats some funny stuff good post

07-13-2003, 11:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
conversequietus Insane	Excellent. LOL Thanks.