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uncle phil · 12-15-2010, 03:36 AM

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. Finally the teacher came to the last student. "Janie, do you have a story to share?"

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She saluted her plane and drank the whiskey on the way down while watching her plane crash in the distance, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

"Don't fuck with Mommy when she's been drinking..."

tenchi069 · 12-15-2010, 07:17 PM

absolutly awesome! = )

cchris · 12-15-2010, 08:25 PM

Thats a fuckin pearler

Ilow · 12-18-2010, 08:15 AM

That's awesome!

Iliftrocks · 12-23-2010, 11:36 AM

I'd say that was a lesson well worth learning. funny

12-15-2010, 03:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Woman Marine Pilot The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. Finally the teacher came to the last student. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" 'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She saluted her plane and drank the whiskey on the way down while watching her plane crash in the distance, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?" "Don't fuck with Mommy when she's been drinking..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-15-2010, 07:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	absolutly awesome! = ) __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

12-15-2010, 08:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Thats a fuckin pearler __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

12-18-2010, 08:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	That's awesome! __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

12-23-2010, 11:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	I'd say that was a lesson well worth learning. funny __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."