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Old 04-19-2003, 01:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The poor French

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.

The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.
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Old 04-19-2003, 05:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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so we can't see the stains as they're running away?! LOL!
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Old 04-19-2003, 06:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol, that's funny
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Old 04-19-2003, 02:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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that is really clever...
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Old 04-19-2003, 02:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol good one
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Old 04-19-2003, 09:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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heheh... oh crap!
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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a great French joke...there has been a resurgence of them since France trashed us for going into Iraq...yes, I'm still staring
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Mwa ha!! Good stuff. The french have alot of things going for their culture, but the military isn't one of them.
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Old 04-21-2003, 05:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahahah seen this somewhere... still awesome though
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Old 04-21-2003, 11:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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good one!
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Old 04-22-2003, 05:00 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Good to hear that one again.
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: The poor French

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And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.
hahaha, so THATS why theyre brown...
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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another one french tanks have 5 gears 4 reverse and 1 forward
and u ask why they need a foreward gear its incase they get flanked.

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Old 03-31-2004, 04:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Hehe thats funny.
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Old 03-31-2004, 08:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
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lol. almost a year old.
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Old 04-01-2004, 09:14 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Thanks! I needed a good chortle this morning!
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Old 04-02-2004, 10:35 AM   #17 (permalink)
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The French Government announced today that in light of the Madrid bombing, France has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."
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Old 04-02-2004, 07:36 PM   #18 (permalink)
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The French Government announced today that in light of the Madrid bombing, France has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."
that some funny stuff, Rookie, keep it up.
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