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Canadian Beer · 07-12-2003, 02:44 PM

A young blond went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the blond.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The blond touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

TerresqueÜ · 07-12-2003, 05:55 PM

Good one.

boggled bologna · 07-12-2003, 07:57 PM

hahaha, nice

oblar · 07-12-2003, 10:06 PM

hehe

Regziever · 07-16-2003, 04:27 AM

Man Oldie but goldie! Good one!

Gnzo · 07-16-2003, 03:38 PM

that's always a good one !

clifclav · 07-17-2003, 11:13 AM

Very Clever One. Thanks

07-12-2003, 02:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Canadian Beer Upright Location: Toronto Ontario	Old Blond Joke A young blond went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the blond. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The blond touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger." __________________ All we need in life: 1) Money 2) Girls 3) Cars 4) Guns 5) Beer Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.

07-12-2003, 05:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-12-2003, 10:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	hehe __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-16-2003, 04:27 AM	#5 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Man Oldie but goldie! Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-17-2003, 11:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Very Clever One. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-12-2003, 07:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
boggled bologna Tilted	hahaha, nice

07-16-2003, 03:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	that's always a good one !