uncle phil

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles, something she just loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

"Because," she replied, "I really miss mine..."

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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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TheCrimsonGhost

oh man that would suck.... by the way, why is this called "a california love story"? I'm from Los Angeles and can count the trannies I have met on 1 hand. Maybe another state would fit better? Florida? Texas?

uncle phil

feel free to substitute the state of your choice when re-telling...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

intak758

hey, I do that all the time.... hmmm

Tully Mars

You miss yours all the time too?

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