Baraka_Guru

[Here's one to all of you looking forward to Super Bowl weekend.]


A man was having a great time at the Super Bowl, having been able to score a couple of great seats for him and his buddy, but at the cost of a small fortune. During the first half of the game, he couldn't help but notice a few rows ahead of him an old man sitting next to an empty seat.

At halftime, his curiosity got the better of him. He walked down to ask the old man about the seat that remained vacant.

"Hi, sir, I can't help but notice this empty seat next to you. I mean, it's the Super Bowl. What's that about?"

The old man looked up at him and smiled. "That, sir, is the seat reserved for my wife. You see, she just passed away."

The man nodded politely. "I see. I understand. I'm sorry for your loss."

"Thank you," the old man replied.

"But I can't help but ask," the man continued. "Don't you have any other family or close friends who could have used the ticket for such an important event?"

The old man looked up at him again. "Well, yeah," he replied, "but they're all at the funeral...."

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

uncle phil

old, but still funny...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

fill23ca

I laughed out loud.

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"The worst day of your life, so far." Homer Simpson