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<div align="center">A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."

Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he told her.


"You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked. "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend."




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PoteMatic

uh its ok i guess its pretty good lol

oblar

hehe i like that one.

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microdot

didnt see it coming. i liked it.

rundmv

heh, that guy's in trouble

TerresqueÜ

HAhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


He's gunna have hell tonight!

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Regziever

HaHaha!!! Good one!

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tripp

That was a great one

Slims

hehe, too bad he might have been telling the truth.

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SiphonX

hehe, me likes.

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egorey

nice.. I like this.. didn't expect the punchline.