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Old 04-22-2003, 02:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke of the Day - April 22

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.

At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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guessed the ending of course, but it's still funny!!
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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