Joke of the Day - April 22 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 04-22-2003, 02:19 AM

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.

At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

fizzledorf · 04-22-2003, 03:48 AM

guessed the ending of course, but it's still funny!!

zaiaz · 04-22-2003, 04:47 AM

04-22-2003, 02:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - April 22 Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

04-22-2003, 04:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	OK? __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-22-2003, 03:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	guessed the ending of course, but it's still funny!!