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Old 04-22-2003, 03:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Geek Joke O' DOOM!

So, two Hydrogen atoms are walking down the street.

The first Hydrogen atom says to the second Hydrogen atom, "Hey! I think I've just lost my electron!"

The second Hydrogen atom says, "Really? Are you sure?"

And the first replies, "Yea! I'm positive!"







...and if you don't get it... that's good too.
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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can you feel the pain ladies and gents? lol

sadly.. i got this joke
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Jeez, talk about corney. Good joke man!
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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so corny it's actually almost funny
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Haha, funny thing is a science teacher friend of mine told me this joke yesterday
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I get it. The sad thing is I don't think I know anyone that will.
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
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har har har... i get it....
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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maaaaaaaaaaaaan, thats such a lame joke
but i like it
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's almost shameful
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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oh god, why?
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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that was great
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i'm embarassed to say i laughed my ass off!
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:38 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I heard this a few weeks ago....... from my girlfriend. But she tells jokes like that all the time...... Yeah.
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:50 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I saw that one on a web site about ceisium. Thanks for reminding me.

OK, not hard science but...

Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I just can't figure it out. Sometimes I think I'm the heroine of a Bizet opera, and sometime I think I'm Reichsmarschal of the Luftwaffe."
The psychiatrist sez, "You don't know if you're Carmen or Goering."
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:06 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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AHHAHAHAHAHA.... its sad but i think this is FUNNY!
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:57 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Yeah, this joke is great. Its just as funny as that time that the Cheat drank all that soy sauce and tried to eat Bubs concession stand.

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Old 04-23-2003, 11:58 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I dont know whether to laugh cuz it's funny...or cuz i got it ^^;;; im almost ashamed of myself
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Old 04-24-2003, 02:06 AM   #18 (permalink)
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ahahahahhahaha, that is hilarious, good clean fun, nothin better
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:38 PM   #19 (permalink)
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You know you're a geek when..............
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:55 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Tophat665: That was a pain-laugh. A laugh only caused by pain. I don't make many of those. You are a genius.
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:32 PM   #21 (permalink)
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lmao I love it
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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the sad thing is that I actually laughed...
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Old 04-24-2003, 11:36 PM   #23 (permalink)
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TERRIBLE!!
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