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02-17-2011, 11:35 AM
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Junkie
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The Fatal Compliment...
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly... I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect. The funeral is Monday. |
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02-17-2011, 12:26 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i love these kind of jokes...
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