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Regziever 07-15-2003 09:13 AM

In the supermarket!
 
I don't know where this story originally came from but it's hillarious.


I was in the supermarket one day and made some
shopping. After i had payed i bumped into an old
girlfriend of mine, who had gotten married about
seven years ago, and her six year old son.
We started the regular chit chat and my wife came
over from the candy shop.
As i was the one who broke up with the woman
I was talking to she had never really gotten over
me and the rivalry between my wife and her was
obvious.

My little threeyear old girl, sitting in the shopping
cart streched out her arms to my wife and gave her
a loud kiss.

As my ex saw this something clicked in her and
she bent down to her son and said,
- Give your mom a big kiss!
The kid looked horrified and said,
- No!
- Come on, give me a kiss! She tried.
- No!
- Aww.. Come on!
- No!
- Why won't you give me a kiss? She asked a little
embarrased.
- I can't say, he mumbled.
- Aww.. come on, telll me.
- No!
- Tell me! Sha said, all of a sudden angry.
Then the kid screamed out loud so that it could
be heard all over the supermarket,
- 'Cause I saw you with dads penis in your mouth
this morning!

My ex walked out of that store read as a firetruck in
her face.

TerresqueÜ 07-15-2003 09:15 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That was great!

Keg-o-Grog 07-15-2003 10:40 AM

hahaha

izzzzy 07-15-2003 03:37 PM

out of the mouths of babes.

PayUp 07-15-2003 04:54 PM

truly classic!

cchris 07-15-2003 06:19 PM

Someone help me up.
That was great.

DEI37 07-15-2003 07:00 PM

That was funny beyond funny! Thanks.

mag7chris 07-15-2003 07:19 PM

that was priceless, i'm stil lauging 2 minutes later

Sleepyjack 07-16-2003 12:15 AM

very good :D

puddlesmilo 07-16-2003 02:08 AM

Good one

txstrosman 07-16-2003 04:10 AM

That's some damn funny shit, got me rollin on the floor!!!!, thanks

clifclav 07-17-2003 11:25 AM

hehehe. thanks

Raw Kuts 07-17-2003 03:55 PM

thats classic

cliche 07-18-2003 02:51 AM

:)

Brewmaniac 07-18-2003 03:54 AM

Great joke! Thanks

Soda_BoB 08-03-2003 01:49 AM

Hahahahaha

-Anders 08-03-2003 05:01 AM

You have to hear the truth from the drunk and children

txgirl 08-03-2003 06:43 AM

Brings to mind a my similar story...

Slims 08-03-2003 08:09 PM

What was the name of that cosby show? Something like children say the darndest things....

tfpfreak 08-04-2003 06:11 AM

hahaha NICE


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