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Old 07-15-2003, 06:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sex kitten

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I get tons of those "sex kitten" invitations a day in the mail. I sent them to a gent I know who has yet to explore the, err, "fullness" of the Internet. He sent this reply:


"I must say I am totally SHOCKED that you would even consider sending me such smut over the ether waves...You must think I'm some sort of pathetic, sex-starved computer geek with nothing better to do with my time than to spend it looking at pictures of half naked beautiful, young, uninhibited, free-thinking, pert-breasted, flat-tummied, trim thighed, hard- nippled, pouty-lipped, cyber sluts. All I can say is THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"


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Old 07-15-2003, 11:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Very funny
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
Sexy eh?
 
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Haha... Right on!
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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cool beans
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Old 07-16-2003, 04:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha yea
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Old 07-16-2003, 08:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol thats great
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Old 07-17-2003, 11:04 AM   #7 (permalink)
absolute relativist
 
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Very Clever one. Thanks
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