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acostello · 07-15-2003, 10:59 PM

Irish Catholic dog?

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and
asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and
there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the
creature."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father.
Do ya'think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn`t ya tell
me the dog was Catholic?"

zf0enix · 07-16-2003, 02:52 PM

That's cute.

PayUp · 07-16-2003, 03:21 PM

gotta love the cathlics--$$$$$$$

07-15-2003, 10:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	About a dog Irish Catholic dog? Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature." Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya'think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?" Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn`t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?"

07-16-2003, 02:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	That's cute. __________________ One step closer to the edge...

07-16-2003, 03:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	gotta love the cathlics--$$$$$$$ __________________ Born to Lose.