Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Humor


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 07-16-2003, 07:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
uncle phil's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
Recreational Play

RECREATIONAL PREFERENCES


After a 2 year long study, the US National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is Football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is Tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is Golf.

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
uncle phil is offline  
Old 07-16-2003, 09:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
Custom title.
 
Location: Denmark.
Wonderfull
__________________
Signature 101
-Anders is offline  
Old 07-16-2003, 12:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
Fly em straight!
 
water_boy1999's Avatar
 
Location: Above and Beyond
I play disc golf competitively.....where the hell do I fit in.....or do I, hmmm?
__________________
Doh!!!!


-Homer Simpson
water_boy1999 is offline  
Old 07-16-2003, 02:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
Sexy eh?
 
Location: Sweden
Hehe!! Right on!
__________________
Life is shit,
Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
/Ignatius Camryn Paladine
Regziever is offline  
Old 07-16-2003, 02:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
Über-Rookie
 
Location: No longer, D.C
ahh disc golf there is a true sport! One of the things I check out when heading to a new town or state is the local disc golf courses
__________________
"All that we can do is just survive.
.All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush
oblar is offline  
Old 07-16-2003, 02:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
Psycho
 
Location: PacNW
I just got laid off from a manager position, do I have to change my sport? Where do I pick up my larger balls?
__________________
One step closer to the edge...
zf0enix is offline  
Old 07-16-2003, 03:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
DILLIGAF
 
PayUp's Avatar
 
Location: AZ
does the ceo play marbles?
__________________
Born to Lose.
PayUp is offline  
Old 07-17-2003, 11:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
absolute relativist
 
clifclav's Avatar
 
Location: D.C.
Cute. Thanks
__________________
Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!
clifclav is offline  
Old 07-17-2003, 03:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: San Diego, CA
What balls do the hobos play with?
__________________
( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble."
/ / \
\/_/_ -->Mos Def
Raw Kuts is offline  
 

Tags
play, recreational

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 02:56 PM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360