04-02-2011, 01:48 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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The Maid's Raise
The Maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria, "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife, "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria, "Jor huzban, he say so." Wife, "Oh yeah?" Maria, "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife, "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria, "Jor hozban did" Wife increasingly agitated, "Oh, he did, did he?" Maria, "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria, "Oh no Seņora, the gardener did." Wife, "So how much do you want?"
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