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ratbastid · 04-22-2003, 08:08 AM

... but it won't seem like it from just reading it. You actually have to do it on somebody to get a laugh out of it:

You: Knock knock.
Them: Who's there?
You: The Interrupting Cow
Them: The Inter....
You: Moo.

Hilarity ensues. The flatter and straighter you can deliver the "Moo", the better.

JStrider · 04-22-2003, 08:41 AM

<~turns to roommate and does the joke... that is pretty funny...

moose · 04-22-2003, 12:42 PM

isnt this from south park? like doesnt timmy say this to someone?
its funny either way but all my friends know it cuz i did it to them already...

GremlinDelirium · 04-22-2003, 12:45 PM

LOL!!! I'm gunna hafta try that on someone!!! funny shit...

LordSoth · 04-22-2003, 02:47 PM

THERE IS A FOLLOW-UP TO THAT JOKE...

YOU: KNOCK KNOCK
THEM: WHOS THERE?
YOU: SCHITZOPHRENIC CHICKEN
THEM: SCHITZO....
YOU: MOO

RenegadeSoul · 04-22-2003, 02:59 PM

oldie but goodie

Ronin_Tiger · 04-22-2003, 03:25 PM

I don't get it...

Ronin_Tiger · 04-22-2003, 03:29 PM

Oh wait. Never mind I got it. LOL

bubbaspike · 04-23-2003, 10:28 AM

Guess I'll have to try it on someone

scarebearjinx · 04-23-2003, 11:07 AM

actually it was jimmy who said it. i remember that episode.

uffjohn · 04-24-2003, 10:56 AM

haha love it

JoeyB · 04-24-2003, 10:58 AM

So stupid.

Yes, I laughed....yes, I'll use it!!!!!

Great, silly stuff.

warrrreagl · 04-24-2003, 12:27 PM

Both are wonderful!

pancakerabbit · 04-24-2003, 12:39 PM

Heh, I think I heard this in a Monty Python sketch once

Peetster · 04-24-2003, 12:40 PM

OK, this is pretty funny. I can't wait to try it out. Thanks, ratbastid!

duckduck · 04-24-2003, 08:31 PM

It works, too!

forgotten_dream · 04-25-2003, 01:51 AM

*ROFLMAO* Ha!! I'd never heard the chicken part, i'll have to remember it. And yeah, it was in an episode of South Park, but it was a great joke way before that! :P

parafoil · 04-25-2003, 02:48 AM

My kids liked it.............

Silverbrain · 04-25-2003, 06:00 AM

Its just so silly It fits perfect in my work environment!

spiderman · 04-25-2003, 06:58 AM

that joke's been around a long time...I'm guessing early 90's, maybe late 80's. Always seems to be funnier for the jokester than the jokee.

Thanks for the post.

MexicanOnABike · 04-25-2003, 10:22 AM

so FUNY! heheheh... MOO!

warrrreagl · 04-25-2003, 09:41 PM

Tried it on the wife, and it works. She liked it.

forgotten_dream · 04-25-2003, 09:53 PM

I tried it on a friend of mine today and she just looked at me funny. -I- still think it's good!

w3r7y · 04-25-2003, 10:35 PM

lol ronin_tiger... just.. wow.

spacecowboy · 04-25-2003, 10:39 PM

nice....

Cuball · 04-26-2003, 12:35 AM

Hahahaa fantastic :-)

cchris · 04-26-2003, 05:54 AM

It will be well worth the effort

RAMONES!!! · 04-26-2003, 06:33 PM

it works the best when Timmy says it

04-22-2003, 08:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Take my word, this is funny ... but it won't seem like it from just reading it. You actually have to do it on somebody to get a laugh out of it: You: Knock knock. Them: Who's there? You: The Interrupting Cow Them: The Inter.... You: Moo. Hilarity ensues. The flatter and straighter you can deliver the "Moo", the better.

04-22-2003, 08:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	<~turns to roommate and does the joke... that is pretty funny... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

04-22-2003, 12:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	LOL!!! I'm gunna hafta try that on someone!!! funny shit... __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

04-22-2003, 03:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	I don't get it... __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

04-22-2003, 03:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	Oh wait. Never mind I got it. LOL __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

04-22-2003, 12:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
moose Crazy	isnt this from south park? like doesnt timmy say this to someone? its funny either way but all my friends know it cuz i did it to them already...

04-22-2003, 02:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
LordSoth Upright Location: WESTERN NY	THERE IS A FOLLOW-UP TO THAT JOKE... YOU: KNOCK KNOCK THEM: WHOS THERE? YOU: SCHITZOPHRENIC CHICKEN THEM: SCHITZO.... YOU: MOO

04-22-2003, 02:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	oldie but goodie

04-23-2003, 10:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
bubbaspike Psycho Location: neither here, nor there	Guess I'll have to try it on someone __________________ Y'all watch this.......

04-23-2003, 11:07 AM	#10 (permalink)
scarebearjinx Psycho Location: in a deep, dark hole where rainbow creatures attack me to eat my fingernails.	actually it was jimmy who said it. i remember that episode.

04-24-2003, 10:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	haha love it

04-24-2003, 10:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
JoeyB feeling tingly	So stupid. Yes, I laughed....yes, I'll use it!!!!! Great, silly stuff. __________________ My mom is a Diamondbacks fan. She really likes the Big Unit

04-24-2003, 12:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Both are wonderful! __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-24-2003, 12:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
pancakerabbit Tilted	Heh, I think I heard this in a Monty Python sketch once

04-24-2003, 12:40 PM	#15 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	OK, this is pretty funny. I can't wait to try it out. Thanks, ratbastid!

04-24-2003, 08:31 PM	#16 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	It works, too! __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

04-25-2003, 06:00 AM	#19 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Its just so silly It fits perfect in my work environment! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

04-25-2003, 10:22 AM	#21 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	so FUNY! heheheh... MOO! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-25-2003, 10:35 PM	#24 (permalink)
w3r7y Crazy Location: {c4n4d4}.,b1zn47ch	lol ronin_tiger... just.. wow. __________________ "oderint dum metuant" -Caligura You say Tomato, I say Fuck you.

04-25-2003, 01:51 AM	#17 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	ROFLMAO Ha!! I'd never heard the chicken part, i'll have to remember it. And yeah, it was in an episode of South Park, but it was a great joke way before that! :P __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

04-25-2003, 02:48 AM	#18 (permalink)
parafoil Insane Location: Ohio	My kids liked it.............

04-25-2003, 06:58 AM	#20 (permalink)
spiderman Rebourne - God, I love life, so, thanks! Location: Up your nose with a rubber hose	that joke's been around a long time...I'm guessing early 90's, maybe late 80's. Always seems to be funnier for the jokester than the jokee. Thanks for the post. __________________ Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

04-25-2003, 09:41 PM	#22 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Tried it on the wife, and it works. She liked it. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-25-2003, 09:53 PM	#23 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	I tried it on a friend of mine today and she just looked at me funny. -I- still think it's good! __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

04-25-2003, 10:39 PM	#25 (permalink)
spacecowboy Spacecadet Location: out thair	nice.... __________________ ILLEYITIMUS NON GARBURUNDOM

04-26-2003, 12:35 AM	#26 (permalink)
Cuball Insane Location: Belgium	Hahahaa fantastic :-) __________________ Let's GO

04-26-2003, 05:54 AM	#27 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	It will be well worth the effort __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-26-2003, 06:33 PM	#28 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	it works the best when Timmy says it __________________ Come on