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Old 04-22-2003, 08:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Take my word, this is funny

... but it won't seem like it from just reading it. You actually have to do it on somebody to get a laugh out of it:

You: Knock knock.
Them: Who's there?
You: The Interrupting Cow
Them: The Inter....
You: Moo.

Hilarity ensues. The flatter and straighter you can deliver the "Moo", the better.
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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<~turns to roommate and does the joke... that is pretty funny...
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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isnt this from south park? like doesnt timmy say this to someone?
its funny either way but all my friends know it cuz i did it to them already...
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL!!! I'm gunna hafta try that on someone!!! funny shit...
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Old 04-22-2003, 02:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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THERE IS A FOLLOW-UP TO THAT JOKE...

YOU: KNOCK KNOCK
THEM: WHOS THERE?
YOU: SCHITZOPHRENIC CHICKEN
THEM: SCHITZO....
YOU: MOO
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Old 04-22-2003, 02:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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oldie but goodie
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't get it...
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh wait. Never mind I got it. LOL
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Old 04-23-2003, 10:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Guess I'll have to try it on someone
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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actually it was jimmy who said it. i remember that episode.
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:56 AM   #11 (permalink)
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haha love it
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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So stupid.


Yes, I laughed....yes, I'll use it!!!!!


Great, silly stuff.
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Old 04-24-2003, 12:27 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Both are wonderful!
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Old 04-24-2003, 12:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Heh, I think I heard this in a Monty Python sketch once
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Old 04-24-2003, 12:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
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OK, this is pretty funny. I can't wait to try it out. Thanks, ratbastid!
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:31 PM   #16 (permalink)
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It works, too!
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:51 AM   #17 (permalink)
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*ROFLMAO* Ha!! I'd never heard the chicken part, i'll have to remember it. And yeah, it was in an episode of South Park, but it was a great joke way before that! :P
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Old 04-25-2003, 02:48 AM   #18 (permalink)
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My kids liked it.............
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:00 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Its just so silly It fits perfect in my work environment!
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:58 AM   #20 (permalink)
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that joke's been around a long time...I'm guessing early 90's, maybe late 80's. Always seems to be funnier for the jokester than the jokee.

Thanks for the post.
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:22 AM   #21 (permalink)
 
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so FUNY! heheheh... MOO!
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:41 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Tried it on the wife, and it works. She liked it.
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:53 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I tried it on a friend of mine today and she just looked at me funny. -I- still think it's good!
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:35 PM   #24 (permalink)
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lol ronin_tiger... just.. wow.
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:39 PM   #25 (permalink)
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nice....
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:35 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Hahahaa fantastic :-)
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Old 04-26-2003, 05:54 AM   #27 (permalink)
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It will be well worth the effort
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Old 04-26-2003, 06:33 PM   #28 (permalink)
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it works the best when Timmy says it
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