never see ME being this clever! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

plainoldbrent · 07-21-2003, 10:50 PM

It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!

The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know who I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.

"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

acostello · 07-21-2003, 11:21 PM

Neat trick IMHO

CSflim · 07-22-2003, 02:44 PM

Muhahahaha!!! Brilliant!

07-22-2003, 02:47 PM

brilliant!!

alleitup · 07-22-2003, 03:16 PM

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-22-2003, 06:29 PM

Didn't see that one coming!! I think he should pass for trying it.

Glad

DoomzDayz · 07-22-2003, 07:54 PM

heh, i saw a video for this, not sure where its from, in the end he takes an apple on the professors desk and eats it as he leaves.

hawkeye · 07-22-2003, 08:02 PM

Oooh. need to remember that for classes this fall...

sadistikdreams · 07-22-2003, 08:38 PM

that. is. so. clever...

grier1 · 07-22-2003, 10:08 PM

a variation of this was in slackers as well only the kid shuffled up the papers really fast then threw them in the air

Regziever · 07-22-2003, 10:38 PM

A real classic! Good one!

tulax · 07-23-2003, 08:40 PM

In the version I heard he stuffs his exam in the middle, throws them all across the room, and runs away

Latch · 07-23-2003, 10:13 PM

There was a movie where he threw them around. I think it was Slackers.

Has this ever really happened? It'd be awesome if it has.

doctorphibes · 07-23-2003, 10:56 PM

Yeah, it was Slackers. Although I never saw it, but it was in all the promos.

rundmv · 07-24-2003, 12:10 PM

Slackers was funny...I knew this sounded familiar

gnort · 07-25-2003, 06:00 AM

awesome....

geodaro · 07-25-2003, 06:06 AM

Great idea...great movie too!

doubleaught · 07-26-2003, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tulax
In the version I heard he stuffs his exam in the middle, throws them all across the room, and runs away

Yeah I heard it this way too... makes more sense - just in case the prof. had made the stack even semi-tidied up.

tupacalypse1622 · 07-26-2003, 08:47 PM

heh...smart move...hope i dont have to be in that kind of situation when classes start this fall

07-21-2003, 10:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
plainoldbrent Upright	never see ME being this clever! It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. "Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there. "No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know who I am?" "No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. "Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice. "No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority. "Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

07-22-2003, 02:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Muhahahaha!!! Brilliant! __________________

07-22-2003, 03:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
alleitup Upright	Nice

07-22-2003, 06:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Didn't see that one coming!! I think he should pass for trying it. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-22-2003, 08:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	Oooh. need to remember that for classes this fall... __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

07-21-2003, 11:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	Neat trick IMHO

07-22-2003, 02:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	brilliant!!

07-22-2003, 07:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
DoomzDayz Banned Location: Laurel, MD, USA	heh, i saw a video for this, not sure where its from, in the end he takes an apple on the professors desk and eats it as he leaves.

07-22-2003, 08:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	that. is. so. clever... __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-22-2003, 10:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
grier1 Upright	a variation of this was in slackers as well only the kid shuffled up the papers really fast then threw them in the air

07-22-2003, 10:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	A real classic! Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-23-2003, 08:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
tulax Upright Location: Lexico City, VA	In the version I heard he stuffs his exam in the middle, throws them all across the room, and runs away __________________ "Me fail English? That's unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum

07-23-2003, 10:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	There was a movie where he threw them around. I think it was Slackers. Has this ever really happened? It'd be awesome if it has.

07-23-2003, 10:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
doctorphibes Crazy	Yeah, it was Slackers. Although I never saw it, but it was in all the promos.

07-24-2003, 12:10 PM	#15 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	Slackers was funny...I knew this sounded familiar

07-25-2003, 06:00 AM	#16 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	awesome.... __________________ You had me at Qapla'

07-25-2003, 06:06 AM	#17 (permalink)
geodaro Psycho	Great idea...great movie too!

07-26-2003, 08:47 PM	#19 (permalink)
tupacalypse1622 Tilted	heh...smart move...hope i dont have to be in that kind of situation when classes start this fall __________________ "I do not propose to discuss my love life. I will say that I still can't get over how women are shaped, and that I will go to my grave wanting to pet their butts and boobs." -Kurt Vonnegut