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Old 07-22-2003, 08:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A man walked into a supermarket...

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A
lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks
door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so
he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,
"Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his
shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check
out where the lady was who told him about his "barracks
door". He was planning to have a little fun with her.

When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my
barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in
there at attention?"

The lady (being smarter than a man) thought for a moment
and said,"
No, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on
two duffel bags.
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Good one.
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's good! I haven't heard that one!
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Old 07-22-2003, 02:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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got a chuckle!
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Very good!
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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pretty good
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hahaha, good one.
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Old 07-24-2003, 04:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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:LOL
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Old 07-24-2003, 04:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Now that was funny
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Old 07-24-2003, 04:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Not bad . . . . not fair pickin' on duffle bags though
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