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89transam · 07-22-2003, 05:05 PM

Post your lame kids jokes

What animal do you not want to play cards with?

A Cheetah

One duck says to the other "Quack"

The other says "Wow thats just what I was going to say"

mike21 · 07-22-2003, 09:04 PM

how do you make a tissue dance.....

...put a little boogie in it.

KellyC · 07-26-2003, 11:30 PM

Q: what do witches do after the trial?

A: they HANG(ed) around.

paj · 07-27-2003, 08:02 PM

Q. what do you call someone else's chips?

A. Nacho Chips

Q. If you're Canadian when you go into the washroom, and your Canadian when you come out again, what are you when you're in the washroom?

A. European

egorey · 07-27-2003, 08:17 PM

Why do giraffes stand on their heads?

To try to trip clumbsy birds.

ratbastid · 07-28-2003, 06:11 AM

What's smaller than a teeny weeny flea?

A flea's teeny weeny.

07-22-2003, 05:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
89transam Psycho Location: Central California	Kids jokes thread Post your lame kids jokes What animal do you not want to play cards with? A Cheetah One duck says to the other "Quack" The other says "Wow thats just what I was going to say" __________________ I'd rather be rich than stupid.

07-26-2003, 11:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Q: what do witches do after the trial? A: they HANG(ed) around. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-22-2003, 09:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
mike21 Upright	how do you make a tissue dance..... ...put a little boogie in it.

07-27-2003, 08:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
paj Tilted	Q. what do you call someone else's chips? A. Nacho Chips Q. If you're Canadian when you go into the washroom, and your Canadian when you come out again, what are you when you're in the washroom? A. European

07-27-2003, 08:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	Why do giraffes stand on their heads? To try to trip clumbsy birds.

07-28-2003, 06:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	What's smaller than a teeny weeny flea? A flea's teeny weeny.