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wild pig · 07-22-2003, 07:07 PM

don't know wether this is a repost!

teacher- now children we have a very special guest who has come to visit us today.. Mr John Ashcroft.. the Attorney general...

several small hands clap the arrival of none other than mr ashcroft himself..

ashcroft- good moring children do any of you have any questions for me??

he picks a small boy when several raise their hands

ashcroft- yes son.. you in the blue sweater whats your name?
billy- my name's billy and i have 2 questions mr ashcroft sir!
ashcroft- yes little billy and what are they??
billy- well my 1st question is why did george bush win the election with less votes than all gore... my second question is why is the american government using the patriot act to take away the civil liberties of it's citizens...

the class bell rings and all the children run out for recess questions forgotton

when class resumes once more the children are all once again sitting on the floor infront of the john ashcroft.

ashcroft- any more questions??
jane-yes sir i have 4 questions mr ashcroft sir!.
ashcroft- my first question is why did george bush win the election with less votes than al gore.. my second is question is why is the american government using the patriot act to take away the civil liberties of it's citizens... and my 3rd question is why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early and my fourth is... where is little billy?

Cursive · 07-22-2003, 07:20 PM

gave me a nice laugh

JJamesB2 · 07-22-2003, 07:24 PM

lol, seems like something that could happen

papermachesatan · 07-22-2003, 07:36 PM

it's a possibility, in a sense..

Regziever · 07-22-2003, 10:44 PM

Aha!!! So that was what hapeend! hehe =)

whew · 08-01-2003, 08:19 PM

scary.

clavus · 08-01-2003, 08:22 PM

John Ashcroft is an honorable man and we would all do better to respect him...if we ever want to see the light of day again.

TIO · 08-01-2003, 11:14 PM

hehe
That's funny

07-22-2003, 07:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
wild pig Upright	john ashcroft don't know wether this is a repost! teacher- now children we have a very special guest who has come to visit us today.. Mr John Ashcroft.. the Attorney general... several small hands clap the arrival of none other than mr ashcroft himself.. ashcroft- good moring children do any of you have any questions for me?? he picks a small boy when several raise their hands ashcroft- yes son.. you in the blue sweater whats your name? billy- my name's billy and i have 2 questions mr ashcroft sir! ashcroft- yes little billy and what are they?? billy- well my 1st question is why did george bush win the election with less votes than all gore... my second question is why is the american government using the patriot act to take away the civil liberties of it's citizens... the class bell rings and all the children run out for recess questions forgotton when class resumes once more the children are all once again sitting on the floor infront of the john ashcroft. ashcroft- any more questions?? jane-yes sir i have 4 questions mr ashcroft sir!. ashcroft- my first question is why did george bush win the election with less votes than al gore.. my second is question is why is the american government using the patriot act to take away the civil liberties of it's citizens... and my 3rd question is why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early and my fourth is... where is little billy?

07-22-2003, 07:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cursive Tilted	gave me a nice laugh __________________ Never trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die

07-22-2003, 10:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Aha!!! So that was what hapeend! hehe =) __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-01-2003, 08:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	John Ashcroft is an honorable man and we would all do better to respect him...if we ever want to see the light of day again. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

08-01-2003, 11:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	hehe That's funny __________________ Strewth

07-22-2003, 07:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
JJamesB2 Upright	lol, seems like something that could happen

07-22-2003, 07:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
papermachesatan Psycho Location: Texas	it's a possibility, in a sense..