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Old 07-23-2003, 01:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke of the Day - July 23

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."

"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollindaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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Old 07-23-2003, 03:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh my God.
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Damn, that's rough!!!
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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*groan*
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ouch
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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did fericeto use that one on snl?
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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joke!joke!joke!
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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certainly not up to your par.
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahahaha... good one.

Not the greatest joke in the world, but cute.
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Old 07-23-2003, 09:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I get the feeling that it is funny but I don't get it. Could someone explain it please?
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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thats goofie lol
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Old 07-24-2003, 03:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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it's so goofie it's funny!
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