gimme 18 inches and make it hurt - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

ssander9 · 07-25-2003, 03:40 AM

Old but I like it...

Last night I was with a crazy woman that said "Gimme 18 inches and make it hurt!!"

So I screwed her three times and hit her in the head with a shoe

Regziever · 07-25-2003, 06:39 AM

Lol!! Great one!

johnnymysto · 07-25-2003, 06:41 AM

Ooh! Ah! Sounds like da Dice Man!!

abelak · 07-25-2003, 07:20 AM

big_bubba · 07-25-2003, 08:24 AM

lol....good for a chuckle, it was new to me

TerresqueÜ · 07-25-2003, 08:51 AM

Hehehehahahahah good one.

Jonsgirl · 07-25-2003, 03:20 PM

lol, i think i should find that offensive, but it's just too damn funny!

Slims · 07-25-2003, 04:07 PM

Nhanced1 · 07-25-2003, 04:09 PM

Hehe. that was good for a quick laugh, thanks dude.

SirLance · 07-25-2003, 05:54 PM

It may be old, but it's new to me! Good one!

07-25-2003, 03:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	gimme 18 inches and make it hurt Old but I like it... Last night I was with a crazy woman that said "Gimme 18 inches and make it hurt!!" So I screwed her three times and hit her in the head with a shoe __________________ I never said you had to.

07-25-2003, 06:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!! Great one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-25-2003, 06:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	Ooh! Ah! Sounds like da Dice Man!! __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

07-25-2003, 07:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
abelak Addict Location: Europe	:0 __________________ Screw it, Let's go bowling.

07-25-2003, 08:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hehehehahahahah good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-25-2003, 08:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
big_bubba Psycho	lol....good for a chuckle, it was new to me

07-25-2003, 03:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	lol, i think i should find that offensive, but it's just too damn funny! __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

07-25-2003, 04:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hmm __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-25-2003, 04:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
Nhanced1 Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	Hehe. that was good for a quick laugh, thanks dude. __________________ "Sell Crazy Somewhere Else, We're All Stocked Up Here," Jack Nicholson - As Good As It Gets

07-25-2003, 05:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	It may be old, but it's new to me! Good one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.