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Old 04-22-2003, 08:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Gay Pride

The doctor comes back and says, "George, I
am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." George asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I like the joke a lot...not that there's anything wrong with being gay...
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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...not that there's anything wrong with being gay...
lol! what's that from again -- tv show, movie? funny stuff

good joke too!
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lol! what's that from again -- tv show, movie? funny stuff

good joke too!
Seinfeld
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Old 04-23-2003, 09:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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no doctor would really do that...
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Old 04-23-2003, 09:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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AxByC, thanks! I remember now, I just watched that episode about the gay stuff the other day. Hilarious.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay...
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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thats a good joke. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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haha. that made me laugh
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hah good joke
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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thats harsh....3 alarm fire in the bathroom
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Old 04-24-2003, 02:10 AM   #11 (permalink)
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took me a while, but i got it. without the title i woulda been lost
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:41 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Daaayum!! Good joke!
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:52 AM   #13 (permalink)
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ouch.....I loved it
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:55 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Good one.

And liking the Seinfeld reference in the reply. Seinfeld rules.
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Old 04-24-2003, 04:49 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Excellent joke - have to tell that one to wifey, as she appreciates a good solid BM.
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:47 PM   #16 (permalink)
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no doctor would really do that...
Ya think?
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:51 PM   #17 (permalink)
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he he he
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