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ManWithAPlan · 04-22-2003, 08:32 PM

Three soldiers are on a plane when it catches fire and they have to parachute out, they regroup on the ground in the jungle and start trying to find their way out.

On their way they meet a tribe of cannibals, being unarmed they fall prisoner to the cannibals.

The leader of the cannibals says "We are going to kill you and make a canoe out of your skins, but we will let you pick how you are to die and you will kill yourselves"

The first soldier picks a knife, and the cannibals bring him a knife and he slits his throat.

The second soldier wanting to go out in a less gruesome way, picks a gun, upon receiving it he blows his brains out.

The third soldier angered by his friends' deaths asks for a fork.
"A fork? Fine suit yourself" says the leader of the cannibals, and brings the man a fork.

The man grins insanly and begins stabbing himself allover his body and yells "I hope your canoe sinks you bastards".

:-)

doubleaught · 04-22-2003, 09:53 PM

nice! But did they wait until he killed himself with his fork? Narr?

kinsaj · 04-22-2003, 10:05 PM

haha... nice one

GoldenOuroboros · 04-23-2003, 04:35 AM

lol... that was a good one.. hehe

ManWithAPlan · 04-23-2003, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by doubleaught
nice! But did they wait until he killed himself with his fork? Narr?

i dunno,:-)

afirocks · 04-23-2003, 07:09 AM

huyuck

King Tut · 04-23-2003, 03:51 PM

Hehe, a true soldier to the end

ManWithAPlan · 04-23-2003, 03:53 PM

what i wondered was, why didnt one of them just ask for a machine gun and then spray the hell out of the cannibals:-p

Ronin_Tiger · 04-23-2003, 03:55 PM

LOL

Sounds like something my old man would do.

ManWithAPlan · 04-23-2003, 03:59 PM

army man?

04-22-2003, 08:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
ManWithAPlan Addict Location: M[ass]achusetts	3 Soldiers and the Cannibals Three soldiers are on a plane when it catches fire and they have to parachute out, they regroup on the ground in the jungle and start trying to find their way out. On their way they meet a tribe of cannibals, being unarmed they fall prisoner to the cannibals. The leader of the cannibals says "We are going to kill you and make a canoe out of your skins, but we will let you pick how you are to die and you will kill yourselves" The first soldier picks a knife, and the cannibals bring him a knife and he slits his throat. The second soldier wanting to go out in a less gruesome way, picks a gun, upon receiving it he blows his brains out. The third soldier angered by his friends' deaths asks for a fork. "A fork? Fine suit yourself" says the leader of the cannibals, and brings the man a fork. The man grins insanly and begins stabbing himself allover his body and yells "I hope your canoe sinks you bastards". :-)

04-22-2003, 10:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	haha... nice one __________________ boom

04-23-2003, 04:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	lol... that was a good one.. hehe __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

04-23-2003, 03:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
ManWithAPlan Addict Location: M[ass]achusetts	what i wondered was, why didnt one of them just ask for a machine gun and then spray the hell out of the cannibals:-p __________________ In the end we are but wisps

04-23-2003, 03:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	LOL Sounds like something my old man would do. __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

04-22-2003, 09:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	nice! But did they wait until he killed himself with his fork? Narr?

04-23-2003, 03:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
King Tut Upright	Hehe, a true soldier to the end

04-23-2003, 03:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
ManWithAPlan Addict Location: M[ass]achusetts	army man? __________________ In the end we are but wisps